This last week has changed my entire outlook towards the world. There is something I must tell everyone- and maybe I should start at the beginning of this epic legendary saga. Last week I received a letter from the future- that is, thefuture Eric Weirup. Enclosed were a number of diary entries detailing my takeover of the world in 2016. Upon reading these entries in my diary- err.. guys don’t have diaries… so secret evil handbook it is… I was shocked and horrified to find the kind of diabolical person I am to become. All said, I will apparently become supreme overlord of earth and destroy most of civilization in 42 days. And it looks like I only had to work 11 of those, so world domination was part-time, meaning even I didn’t get medical benefits. But luckily, we have thefuture Eric Weirup to thank. He traveled in time from the ruins of this post-apocalyptic society to prevent my development into an evil overlord. Of course, I am not evil now, so we both immediately agreed that we must put a stop to this ever happening. So, to prepare the world for stopping me, I will reveal the entries in my dia…. secret evil handbook… that explain the plan in detail so that this great evil can be prevented before I attempt it in 2016.
The sheer horror involved in these entries is overwhelming, so I will post one each day so that we are informed, but not so terrified we can’t think straight. Remember, whatever I have on my profile next is for the sake of future generations, and I’m sorry it had to come to this. Well, sort of.
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