World Domination Journal Foreward

This last week has changed my entire outlook towards the world. There is something I must tell everyone- and maybe I should start at the beginning of this epic legendary saga. Last week I received a letter from the future- that is, thefuture Eric Weirup.  Enclosed were a number of diary entries detailing my takeover of the world in 2016. Upon reading these entries in my diary- err.. guys don’t have diaries… so secret evil handbook it is… I was shocked and horrified to find the kind of diabolical person I am to become.  All said, I will apparently become supreme overlord of earth and destroy most of civilization in 42 days. And it looks like I only had to work 11 of those, so world domination was part-time, meaning even I didn’t get medical benefits. But luckily, we have thefuture Eric Weirup to thank. He traveled in time from the ruins of this post-apocalyptic society to prevent my development into an evil overlord. Of course, I am not evil now, so we both immediately agreed that we must put a stop to this ever happening. So, to prepare the world for stopping me, I will reveal the entries in my dia…. secret evil handbook… that explain the plan in detail so that this great evil can be prevented before I attempt it in 2016.

The sheer horror involved in these entries is overwhelming, so I will post one each day so that we are informed, but not so terrified we can’t think straight. Remember, whatever I have on my profile next is for the sake of future generations, and I’m sorry it had to come to this. Well, sort of.

World Domination Journal Forward Part 2

In 2016, something changed inside of me. I don’t know the cause- it was never mentioned in the writings thefuture Eric Weirup gave me. But one thing is for sure- in February of ‘16, I began my bid for diabolically uncontested power through a 10-phase scheme called Operation Roger Goodell. Over the course of 6 weeks, nations had attacked themselves, North Korea would have an idea everyone listened to, and all businesses in the world would be destroyed except for a single Borders. The world as we knew it was no more, and all people alike lived in fear. Needless to say, this plan of mine could not be stopped, unless someone would have seen it coming. Like the Cubs’ 2003 playoff run, no one did. But, thefuture Eric Weirup has given us a second chance- the human race will know what is coming this time, if they will only heed these words.

It all began on February 16th, a day that would forever be known as the beginning of The Great Napkin Famine. Or N-day, for short…. (to be continued)