Dear Diary,
The free lemonade stand that operates only from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. has worked better than I expected. By setting up directly across from Borders right at their closing time, the thirsty rioters (who are still wildly out of control everywhere) have taken to using the nearest bathrooms in swarms, keeping employees well past their shift, usually until about 2 a.m. The amount of lemonade involved here is truly immeasurable.
The cost of keeping Borders open all night coupled with all the employees quitting each day is sure to lead that despised company to ruin in less than 2 weeks. We can only hope. Which is exactly why I must buy the company the rioters hate so much. Evil La… Nah, I’m not feeling it today. But I hope this doesn’t lessen your impression of how evil all of this still is, Diary.
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